Rapid Response

An extract from a white water adventure featured in Global magazine

In search of adrenaline by the bucket load Steve Thomas lost his rafting virginity to white waters of North Wales;

" Down, down, pull right, right ... " The instructor screamed in increasingly higher decibels of borderline panic. Three of our four man crew were down and pulling hard right, desperately trying to pull free from beneath a rapid which was about to fill and possibly sink our raft. Meanwhile leaning right out of the raft and paddling as hard as he could in the opposite direction was my Mexican buddy, Hirlam. The higher the shouts right, the harder he went left, which had me in raptures of laughter. One swift yank of his buoyancy aid and he came flying in to the raft and we were free, much to everyone's relief, and a few stern looks from our instructor. " Sorry bowt that mate ... " followed his bemused response, with a distinct Mexican Cockney accent .
This was a characteristic wet Welsh weekend, so we figured that we may as well get seriously wet and make the most of things by rafting out the rapids at the National Whitewater Center, near to Bala in North Wales. Our entire crew were rafting virgins, which was kinda comforting, and maybe a tad daunting at the same time too. We’d booked for a late afternoon 2 hour session, which gave us time for 4 good grintastic runs down the river, good value adrenaline exchange rates by anyones standards.
Of course we’d all seen rafting pictures and snatches of stuff on TV, but it really doesn’t prepare you for the delights of the real thing. The center it’s self is poised right besides the biggest rapids on the river, which means that you can sit in the calm dryness of the cafe watching as raft after raft splashes it’s way through the frothing white waters. This in it’s self is quite amazing, as each raft evokes a whole different mixture of facial reactions from it’s occupants; face splitting grins and hysterical eyeballs out screaming
dominate from beneath the red plastic helmets, followed closely by the terrified side clinging looks of concentration. Either way by this point we were gagging for our turn, and were not quite sure of which kind of faces we’d be pulling through the rapids.

In to action

In steps Jim, our raft captain and instructor for the afternoon, with the good news that we too were about to dress like Ninja Turtles. Sure enough, in true Mr. Ben style, we emerged a few minutes later dressed in plastic topped rubber all ready for our big adventure. But, thankfully, before we were to be tossed to the cruel rapids a session of dry land instruction was laid on. I say dry land, I mean outside in the rain ! We all hung on to Jims every word, even if it was all just about to be forgotten when we hit the water. Much of this instruction concerned rescue and survival. I looked around to asses which one of us was going to be the man overboard, and crossed my fingers that it wouldn’t be me.
Let the games commence ! The raft hit the water with a thud as it plunged down from the launch ramp. First run, myself and the Mexican had been granted the privilege of the soft seats in the middle of the raft. A gentle paddle and rehearsal of everything Jim had tried in vein to teach us kicked things off. When you concentrate so hard left and right can easily get confused, as we were finding out. The effects of a forward left instead of a forward right and a backwards left can mean the difference between a fast forward and an auto flip and reverse, either way as we headed towards the first white water things were slowly beginning to gell, and all was almost well.
The cry we were all waiting for wasn’t far away, that of course was " down, " the war cry used on the approach to the more serious rapids. Miss this one and you’re surfing the rapids from the wrong side of the boat. Caution and testing was the order of our first run, and there were plenty of downs being hurled at us. " They call this next one the grave yard .. " Grinned Jim sadistically. This was where the facial expressions started to change, and by the time I’d translated it in to Spanish we were already diving down to the raft floor, and about to get wet for the first time. The raft seemingly bananad it’s self
as we dropped in to a huge and freezing white rush of water. Before we’d even had chance to recover we were back up and paddling like crazy again, only this time Jim had us in reverse, so that we could take on the " ski slope " ( The next section of rapids. ) backwards, which was pretty bizarre, but double the fun.
You’d be forgiven, as a novice, for assuming that each run would have to be pretty much the same, after all water is water and a raft is a raft. But as we were about to find out these things can be extremely versatile in the right hands, and even novices can soon learn enough to pull a few fun tricks on the water. This time round myself and the grinning Mexican were at the helm, which is most definitely the most exciting place to ride. Captain Jim had us all over the river, standing up, spinning round, even leaning backwards in to the water, which was all great fun. The master plan was to ride sideways in to the ski run, then to pull on to one huge rapid and to surf on top of it. We’d seen this done by kayaks, but not by anything as big as a raft. Pulling in beneath
it came the near sinking moment with the confused Hirlam, which was swiftly followed by a session of frantic hard paddling to get us up and on to the rapid. It was really amazing, but somehow we pulled right on to it and managed to surf it for a while, literally just hovering on the crest of this huge white beauty.
Our session was nearly over, but as a grand finale Jim had decided that we may as well go for it. No messing around, now downs, just flat out high speed fun. Grinning like mad we paddled flat out and head on for the rapids, paddling right through and in to them, even forgetting the only down command on the whole run. This last run was full on white water, and white knuckle, rafting, and a fine way to leave us jittering and dripping for the rest of the day.

 

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